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World-wide spam crisis 10/19/2004 10:41 PM
There is a world-wide spam shortage. Many of the high-volume spam factories were located in Florida, which was recently hit by several hurricanes. Many spam installations were forced to halt production or operate at reduced capacity.
The government is advising people to conserve spam as much as possible, leaving fresh spam for the truly needy: the elderly, the infirm and the very young. Government officials are encouraging people who need to see badly mangled ads for viagra, porn sites and Nigerian assassination-based investment opportunities to borrow from friends or find shared sources. Most libraries in the US now have special spam terminals where spam can be browsed, printed, and carefully recycled so as to serve the entire community without straining the spam supply.
Together we can get through this crisis.
There is a world-wide spam shortage. Many of the high-volume spam factories were located in Florida, which was recently hit by several hurricanes. Many spam installations were forced to halt production or operate at reduced capacity.
The government is advising people to conserve spam as much as possible, leaving fresh spam for the truly needy: the elderly, the infirm and the very young. Government officials are encouraging people who need to see badly mangled ads for viagra, porn sites and Nigerian assassination-based investment opportunities to borrow from friends or find shared sources. Most libraries in the US now have special spam terminals where spam can be browsed, printed, and carefully recycled so as to serve the entire community without straining the spam supply.
Together we can get through this crisis.
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