suggestions for god

my new favorite blog (well, for a moment at least)

some highlights:

10.8.2004

Dear god,

Pass the tequila, and lay down and love me again.
suggested by al at 15:55 : 0 comments

9.30.2004

Dear god,
If you ever make farts smell like strawberries, could you make me a midget while you're at it?

suggested by Limbs at 21:07 : 0 comments

Dear god,

Please get it over with and split the United States into two parts so they can just fight each other like they want to and leave the rest of the world alone.
suggested by al at 15:04 : 0 comments