I just want everyone to know

Mary threatened to hit me with a hot spoon today.

Now, I know that normally one would post about a threat of domestic violence but I found this particularly stoop-endlessly funny. I mean, a hot spoon? now, surely a little background might be helpful. It was a wooden spoon, which made it funnier to me. and she was still dressed for work. Well, maybe the background doesn't help much, but frankly I don't think it has to.