it's not cricket, or well, yes it is.

a cricket in particular. this is the third in the past week. I've found where they're getting in - and it's a long enough hole that it will be a pain in the arse to fix, but it's either that or lose kharma points for killing the damned things (so far I've just caught them and let them go outside - sadly right near where the hole is so it's technically possible I've seen/heard this one before.

some things, it should be noted, are beautiful when they're trying to get laid. here are three things that aren't:

crickets (at least ones inside)
pigeons (inside or out)
people (also inside or out)