So we've been staying in the Manoa Valley Inn in Honolulu for Logan and Melissa's wedding. The experience at the supposed bed and breakfast has been terrible. The "honeymoon suite" we're staying in is way over priced, moldy and smells bad. The TV doesn't work (why bother having one), the owners' dogs run around all over the place and have fleas. The owners seem to get into fights with each other about the dogs and take it out on the guests. The parking lot is too small for the number of rooms and parking is very hard nearby because of the school. The parking matter is made worse by the fact that the staff that's working on the new bathroom (which if they don't put in a new hot water heater won't even get a full tub's worth of water that's warm) parks in all the spaces with no respect to guests (blocking them in etc) - so does the owner and his/her family. Instead of storing the construction equipment in the garage they store it on the sidewalk to the back of the property. This means you have to walk in wet grass to get to your room. And if you thought you were going to just walk through the house to get there - you're wrong! They don't give the "honeymooners" a key to the house, which means you have to walk around the back through the storage area.
But wait - it's get's better! Asking for glasses for wine will get you yelled at, as will being around when the wife discovers the dogs are out - yes: she will blame you for letting the dogs out even when her husband does - let's not even mention how irritating it is to have dirty miniature poodles humping on the porch and begging for food when you're trying to hang out. No wonder you get bitten by fleas when you sit on the back porch.
They won't replace towels, even if you drop them on the floor as directed, which means you're always using a wet towel because it's so humid there. The bathroom floor has floor carpets that reek of urine on hot days too. And the hot water runs out almost immediately and is almost impossible to adjust when it's there.
The owners also are irritated if you leave the fan or air conditioning on (either) and will turn them off, which means it's really, really muggy when you come in every time. Lest I forget the "honeymood suite" is underneath a mango tree so you'll get mangos dropping on your heads at all hours.
But it's better than that: The next door neighbors are section 8 housing!!! great!!! Little kids screaming, drunk adults yelling at each other and the smell of next door 's smokers are terrible.
It's probably better to call this place a hostel than a b&b and I would strongly recommend staying somewhere else. Really the single most crappy experience I've ever had in a hotel/b&b environment.