how is a cowpie like a cow?

the secret is in the cow. so spracht the thinking fellers union local 282.

more importantly, what in the hell is wrong with Australia's PM Howard? I know that, like the cow pie he is, Australia is to blame, but really: social conservatives that try and tell the darkies how they should be living are the most embarassing hominids ever. totally lame. sadly, I couldn't make a permalink:
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/world/AP-Australia-Aborigines.html

now, I pause for a moment's silence: the collective dreamwish of anyone with more than 3 brain cells hopes for an aneurism to put him our of our collective lives forever.