why comment on the economy when...

"before even meeting me when I was in a wheelchair."

jesus I am in so much denial over the impending global depression I've taken to making fun of total loser celebrity hanger ons.

well, I might as well dive in then eh?

some lady with one leg sleeps with an old rock star and demands a quarter of a billion dollars in divorce settlement. can it get any better? no, well, sort of. except that she actually got anything other than the clap. (though barely)

she fires her barrister "to save money", recommends it to everyone, claims that opposing counsel was mean to her without getting to know the real, cripple, her (which would of course change the way opposing counsel feels about her) and gets almost exactly what the ex husband says she should receive (technically about 1.5 million dollars more than what he recommended, but what's a few bills amongst jilted amputee screwing old perv rockers eh?) - oh and she can keep her 15 million in personal assets and has to pay for the expense of raising lefty the love child.

if it weren't all so totally gross it would be depressing, but instead is awesomely gross and depressing.

I am going to shoot myself now thank you very much.