RAISE THE BRIDGE!!!

Roger Ebert, most famous for nearly running me and my bicycle over on wacker drive (well, maybe most famous to me for that) or maybe secretly having good if not great taste in movies if you're willing to go down to Champagne-Urbana to see them, or maybe not being able to stand the completely intolerable baffoonery of Gene Siskel on some really, really funny outtakes of their old tv show is now locked into a heated battle with bill o'reily (not sure on teh spelling there.

Mad props are due for telling the squeeky the mouse story.